THE TROUBLE WITH INTERIOR DECORATING



Okay. I know you didn't want to hurt me, but that's just how it went. You're sorry and I know. Right now it'd be good if you would please come over and take your goddamn couch. Its presence is driving me crazy and overall I'd like to stop having it in my vision. So I can stop thinking about you. Having this stupid orange couch is like a prison sentence. I cannot do this anymore. Please set me free.