Our questions must change with what the seasons ask. Fall asks us about the purpose of things, while springtime questions our belief.

In the grocery store it is difficult to know which tulips to buy: the yellow tulips in the pink foil or the pink tulips in the yellow foil.

Questions such as these are best answered by the drunk on the street. This man is so drunk that he walks into you, knocking your bags of groceries into the street.

Take this man in your arms and rub his cheek with your hand. Button up his jacket and give him some gum.