MY AORTA HURTS

So I have this intense pain in my aorta, and I think it is a combination of withdrawal from seeing you, and the Breakfast Randy just served. There was some salt in it. Or maybe there was some food in the salt, I'm not sure which. Tomorrow I'll just stick with the fruit bowl. Wait til you meet Randy and Dwayne, they are something truly special. This B&B; is totally out of control in a way orthogonal to our wedding sweet. Theres a salon and we can get pedicures and massages and then sit in the hot tub. There is also a selection of Tom Selleck movies in the room. And a fine set of Young Miss magazines. and way too many pillows.

I have a feeling it may be difficult to reach me here, but call whenever you can. I will try to call you on the hour 9, 10, 11 and see if I can reach you, but I can't dial international from the room. Do you have the handy with you? You are so handy. I miss you so much my aorta hurts. I will call from wherever I can, with whatever means, as if it were an emergency...

I am off to drive around Houston in my new Ford Focus. I love you miss you and will be thinking of you at inquistion time.