HOPELESSLY, THOROUGHLY SMITTEN


Hi, _____.

This is the silliest thing I've done in a while, but I had an unfathomable, irresistible, self-indulgent urge to express something to you, and to do so in a way that wouldn't cause either of us too much discomfort or embarrassment.

I confess: You. Are. Magnetic. I am hopelessly, thoroughly smitten. Your charm, intelligence and charisma slay me. Plus, you're really sweet and stunningly beautiful. [Sigh.] If the world was a simpler place, I might have just approached you and said something like, "Hey, _____, I have the hugest crush on you. No big deal, really. Just wanted you to know ... I'll be on my way now." That way I could have gotten it off my chest, and you probably would have been a little flattered. A win-win situation. But as we know, the circumstances of real life are often unforgiving and complicated. So I couldn't bring myself to do something so bold. And it's for the better, no? This is a safer, less compromising win-win situation. Maybe it's even kind of fun; it is for me, anyway.

Admittedly, this is an odd thing to do, but I swear it's innocent. I hope that, at the very least, this revelation will brighten your day a little. I'll see you around.

Sincerely,

Not A Crazy Stalker




the love letter collection
submitted 4:06 PM EST
sunday, march 29, 2009