I KNOW YOUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE ME


Dear _____,

You are the man of my dreams! I like everything about you, and I think you are adorable. I think it is hot how you are a musician. I also like how you are skinny. I think you have cute hair, and it is kind of cute how you don't have a lip ring. I think everything you do is awesome. I like how you have a cat even though you're allergic. It's even kind of nice that you know so many black people.

Some day I want to get married to you and have your children. I would have sex with you any time, any place. But you already have a girlfriend, and you have liked eachother for a long time. I wish I could be more the type of girl you would like. I know your friends don't like me, and that is too bad.

I like you so much, and you are the man of my dreams, and I don't know if you know how much I like you. I hope you know that I still like you and will be here waiting if anything happens with you and your girlfriend.

I promise to be on my best behavior around you.

Luv _____



the love letter collection
submitted 12:46 PM EST
saturday, june 21, 2008